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"Swine
Flu"
S=sweet
W=wine
In=in
the
E=evening with
F=friend
L=like
U=you
Yes, it's a good virus
"Swine flu" Spread it to all friends .
Happy "Swine flu |
One Day Mr. Obama visits One
mental Hospital in India.
Doctor : Sir! Meet Mr.Rao, He is one of our petient, Now he is perfectly
alright, Today he may discharge.
Obama : Good. Hello Mr.Rao, How are you?
Mr.Rao : I am alright. Who are you?
Obama : I am Obama. President of USA.
Mr.Rao : Oh! Don't worry Mr. Obama. This is very good Hospital. Before i
came to this hospital, I am also feel like that.
Obama : ???????? |
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful” |
Who Was the 1st Indian Cricketer to Became Captain In His 1st Match, Score
100 In the Match & Hit A 6 Of the Last Ball 2 Defeat England?
GUESS!
WHO?
AAMIR KHAN In Indian Hindi Film LAGAAN.
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During an English lesson, the teacher notices that
a boy was not paying attention to him . . . .
Teacher: Bobby, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I
saw a dead body.
Bobby: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school. |
We've known Each other 4
Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?
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Receive my simple gift of "LOVE"
wrapped with "SINCERITY" tied with "CARE" and sealed with a "PRAYER"
2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life. |
I wrote ur name on the sea & it got washed away. I
wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away. I wrote
ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK!
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I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting
friendship day gifts in cash, cheques,
chocolates, luv & airtime. Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!
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Good Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of
those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.
Thanks.
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There is a meeting at mental hospital all nurses, doctors,
attendants are present but meeting has not started because
the patient is still busy reading this SMS. |
Morning News
Scientist all over the world are wondering how long a human
can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age
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hey I saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how
lovely u r ... but I don't know y u r coming only in animal planet
channel |
my nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming
hopeless, I asked GOD is it love...? GOD said, no...
exams r near!
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Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS
And Today, The history continues |
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always
Brush ur Teeth
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I m in the hospital. After five minutes, I shall be shifted
to operation theater. Doctor say I shall die if i stop receiving ur
SmSs. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.
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Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death. ? Save The
World, , , , , , , , , So Plz start brushing regularly
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When words are not enough.... To express your feelings....
Don't
think you're in LOVE.... You just need to join... ENGLISH SPEAKING
COURSE
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