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"Swine
Flu"
S=sweet
W=wine
In=in
the
E=evening with
F=friend
L=like
U=you
Yes, it's a good virus
"Swine flu" Spread it to all friends .
Happy "Swine flu
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We've known Each other 4
Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?
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Receive my simple gift of "LOVE"
wrapped with "SINCERITY" tied with "CARE" and sealed with a "PRAYER"
2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life.
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I wrote ur name on the see & it got washed away. I
wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away. I wrote
ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK!
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I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting
friendship day gifts in cash, cheques,
chocolates, luv & airtime. Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!
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Good Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of
those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.
Thanks.
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There is a meeting at mental hospital all nurses, doctors,
attendants are present but meeting has not started because
the patient is still busy reading this SMS.
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Morning News
Scientist all over the world are wondering how long a human
can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age
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hey I saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how
lovely u r ... but I don't know y u r coming only in animal planet
channel
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my nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming
hopeless, I asked GOD is it love...? GOD said, no...
exams r near!
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Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS
And Today, The history continues
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You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always
Brush ur Teeth
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I m in the hospital. After five minutes, I shall be shifted
to operation theater. Doctor say I shall die if i stop receiving ur
SmSs. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.
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Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death. ? Save The
World, , , , , , , , , So Plz start brushing regularly
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When words are not enough.... To express your feelings....
Don't
think you're in LOVE.... You just need to join... ENGLISH SPEAKING
COURSE
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