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A Lady was filling up an application form for a job. She
promptly filled the columns entitled "Name" "Age: "Address" etc.. Then she came
to the column "Salary Expected".
She wrote : "Yes."
Why Why...?
EVER WONDER
* Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
* Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
* Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
* Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
* Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
* Why is it that to stop Windows 98/XP, you have to click on "Start"?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
* Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
* If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?\
How do I...?
A man was applying for a job as a prison guard.
The warden said, "Now these are real tough guys in here. Do you think you
can handle it?
"No problem," the applicant replied. "If they don't
behave, out they go".
The boss came early in the morning one day and found an employee chatting
with his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The employee replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
Grandfather was celebrating his
10th Birthday and everyone was complimenting
him on how well he looked.
He said the secret "My wife and I were married seventy
five years ago. On the wedding night we made a pledge that whenever we had
a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go out and take as walk. I
have been in the open air continuously for the past seventy five years".
George, a guest of John goes for a drive in New York's Men Hutton
four track road. In few minuets John contact him on his mobile and advice, "I
just know from the news that a motor car is driving in wrong side at Men
Hutton four track roads".
"That is old news" George replied," At this time, not one but a lot of
motor car coming from wrong way".
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Mr. John asked with angry to
electrician: “I call you tomorrow for repairing our electricity and you come
today?
Electrician replied: I came tomorrow
also & rang the door bell many times but no one came to open the door for me.
Teacher teaches students in school :"
As you know, we all are habituate to speak words in short like Mummy as
Mom, Daddy as Dad .
At this time one student asked :"
Like Madam as Mad".
To know the views of the American people about the
Nuclear attack on Iraq, President Bush & Powell visit a public Restaurant
.
One people ask them," Excuse me, I think you are Mr.
Bush & Mr. Powell. But I am not understand what are you doing here ?"
"Planning for Nuclear attack on Iraq" Mr. Bush
replied. " And kill 14 million Iraqis with Saddam and catch the Saddam's Dog for
shoot out from firing squad ". He asked with surprised " What reason to
shoot the Dog".
"Hay Powell, look Our American's not interested
in 14 million Iraqis". Bush asks Powell with a clap.
Farmer : If
my bulls see you, you will be able to catch the 12:15 bus, instead
The new maid came rushing frantically into the house. "
Some one has run off with your car, Sir," she exclaimed.
" Good heavens ". said her employer. " Did you se what
he looked like?"
" No sir, I didn't stop to look, but I did take the
number of the car for you".
Two teenagers were nabbed by the traffic police for
excess speeding.
" You have to pay a fine of Rs. 200/- on the spot
" demanded the cop.
One boy acting smart said "Sir we were only practicing,
as next week we are participating in a car rally to win a fabulous prize".
The adamant cop replied," the way you were speeding I
have no doubt that you and only you will bag the prize. "Fine Rs. 1000/-"
Two friends were talking about their
reading.
"I
am fascinated by medical publications. A friend of mine treated herself,
using articles she read in the journals".
"You are speaking of her in the past
tense. Did she die?"
"Unfortunately".
"Of what?"
"A typographical error".
A judge asked a woman her age.
"Thirty", she replied.
"You have given that age in this court for the
last three years".
"Yes, I am not one of those who say one
thing to day and another thing tomorrow".
My uncle broke his leg last week.
How did it happen ?
He is a window washer and he was working
on the fifth floor when he stepped back to admire his work.
Hotel Clerk ::" I trust we shall be able to make
you feel quite at home".
New Guest :: " Please don't try it. I don't want
to feel at home. That's why I came here".
How many...?
Advocate: This is Court of Law and
you ask your exact age madam,
Old woman: I… think... I … saw 45
Christmas ….
Advocate with request: Now, please
ask from how many years your eyes can not look?
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